blond joke

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Post 1 by sparkie (the hilljack) on Tuesday, 10-Oct-2006 19:14:37

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell
me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises.

My coworker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and
give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?"

I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and r ecuperate for a couple of days." I jumped down and walked out of the
office.

When my coworker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss said to her, " And where do you think you're going?" (You're gonna love this..... )

She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!

Post 2 by buk buk buk (move over school!) on Tuesday, 10-Oct-2006 19:43:10

heheheheheheheheheheh, lmao

Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 11-Oct-2006 8:43:21

Holy shit, that one got me big time.

ha ha ha!

Bob

Post 4 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 11-Oct-2006 8:52:31

lololol funny